Oh man... This dump might have been my fault. I bought this chocolate train tonight and I was gonna stamp CCMF into it and be all like
Chew Chew Motherfuckers! Unfortunately I left it inside the front door while I got the rest of the stuff out of the car and I called my daughter to help me... she didn't see the bag and stomped on the train

At first it looked like it might be okay -

But then as I tried to extract it from the plastic...
https://i.imgur.com/XDm1DbJ.jpg #REKT
I'm going to have to eat it.
To be fair, it was driving the wrong way (to the left/"down") anyways, so maybe it was for the best that it derailed instead of choochooing the price to $0!