So I know this is a scam, I was fairly certain in the first place it was but I thought ehhh, it's only $5 and it was a different approach to a normal ANN.  Problem is my transaction is still unconfirmed and it's holding up a larger transaction that proceeded it.  The ViaBTC accelerator seems to be bugged lately (Reporting as full even exactly on the hour) so I haven't been able to get it confirmed to have the subsequent transaction confirmed.  It doesn't bother me if I get the original TX confirmed or if I can double spend it as a fee instead, I can live with the loss of those funds, but I want to get the 2nd transaction processed.  I sent it with Mycelium and have deleted the local TX but as it remains in the mempool so whenever I open Mycelium again it refreshes and rebroadcasts it.
What's the easiest/fastest way to get it done without having to resort to CPFP with a high fee?
TX: d290f065733f4a2402cc6fadb0c2d3a01b6f93ffa6c34e09aed66275c110afe2
Subsequent TX: 5ed7653cc2e3a18e16f30619e9f285c167ad0ad4bf9fc622969d651ffcad9575