LOL banks are closed for 4 days, people cant wire money to buy the dip....well played

That only leaves Jimbo Toronto's favored buying option of stuffing cash into Bitcoin ATMs, and they will probably soon be too full of cash to accept any more.
No it doesn't. Over here you can use Swish 24/7 for immediate bank transfers, no fee, and btcx.se is open 24/7 and accepts Swish. That's usually where I buy now that the buy option on Blockchain.info is disabled.