...okay well not quite.  I have 150,000 satoshi left that I can't spend because of your ridiculous network fees.

Oops... just sent it without a fee LOL.  That should add to your mempool.

Traded in the rest of my "BTC Cripple Coins" for "Centralized Roger Ver ScamCoins" and "Dash".  Two great working currencies that actually scale, never felt better