...okay well not quite. I have 150,000 satoshi left that I can't spend because of
your ridiculous network fees.
Oops... just sent it without a fee LOL. That should add to your mempool.
Traded in the rest of my "BTC Cripple Coins" for "Centralized Roger Ver ScamCoins" and "Dash". Two great working currencies that actually scale
, never felt better

Yes, those are "our" fees. We are responsible for the decentralized network. We made the fees so high and we made the price go down. Thank you for clearing it all up and creating another worthless thread. Newbies teach us something every day!
So you've bought some BCH? It was at 3900 USD not long ago and now it's at 2500. How's that working for you?

Sorry I meant to say the "decentralized" fees your non-developers foist upon you which you passively accept, rationalize and normalize.