Category 3 task - Trident Comedy Contest:

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Me: Hey mom, I need some money.
Mom: What for?
Me: I just need them for Trident.
Mom: ...so proud of you son, you finally overcome your fear of going to the dentist and you're investing in your health.
Me: Yeah, I'm definitely investing in my health...

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Now this might actually be true for some . In my case, at least at the moment, if I search for "Trident" on Google the first website will take me to a dental clinic.