One day you will realise that we are all on the same side and our enemies are the Jewish run banking cartels.
The secret to defeating werewolves, vampires, and jews has always been silver.
Well, and wooden stakes or sunlight. Maybe we should stockpile our wealth into wooden stakes instead. I'll sell you my wooden stake for $20k and you'll be happy to buy it!

Sunlight is truly a scarce good among many traders. Well worth the $20k usd per beam.