Might I ask, "who sold at the bottom?"

That would be me... Not because I needed any money, not because it was a good time to sell. Mainly because I always seem to sell at the bottom, the market needed some turning around, and I was tired of everyone going WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE in the MSM.
So I took one for the team (and damn it seemed to work)...
Thanks bro. You're a champ.