Well, I hate to have to be the one to point this out to you, sir, but when you offer a product, take money from people, produce the product, and fulfill your offers, guess what?  YOU ARE A FECKING BUSINESS!

I can understand what you're saying; I was young once, too.  And come the autumn, I suspect you will start to get your wish about not having to be a business, and be able to get back to just making money.