Translation:
FUD and the FUD have FUD that is at least FUD years in advance of the stuff you buy on Amazon. FUD was likely put into production for breaking RSA FUD in the 19FUD's, which is why they stopped making such a big FUD. The fact that publicly available FUD is allowed to be freely FUD'd should tell you it's all FUDDDD!!!11
You forgot the fearsome new technology of
Quantum FUD®. With
Quantum FUD® technology, the quantum computer will use
quantum tunnelling teleportation to sneak into your house, eat all the cookies you left out for Santa, spray-paint graffiti all over your walls, ravish your spouse, and then sit down at your computer and send all your bitcoins to
1BitcoinEaterAddressDontSendf59kuE. But you will never even know it, because it will also use
relativistic speed-of-light acceleration to
compress you thinner than dollar bill, slow down your clocks, and produce a
paradox where you become your own grandfather (hello, Mom!).
With
Quantum FUD® technology, the quantum computer will rewrite the blockchain; and also, it will rewrite the history of the entire
universe multiverse.The quantum computer with
Quantum FUD® technology is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.Now that I know the truth about
Quantum FUD®, I am scared. I will now stay away from Bitcoin. Also, I will avoid computers, sunlight, and breathing. Thank you for informing me about this horrific existential threat to the Bitcoin.
Yeah, most of the Bitcoin FUD is ridiculous but the quantum FUD is particularly hard to stomach.
Quantum FUD®. What a most excellent buzzword.