I don't like feeding the trolls, but anyways I'm bored this morning

I do not put alll my wealth into 1 asset I'm not sure where you got that from.
uhh, the third line of your post?
Having false illusions of security towards traditional currencies (or other assets for that matter) are idiotic. I know it's different for each country but I have seen examples of what a corrupt government can do with centralized assets. Don't kid yourself that you're safe. ;-)
Bitcoin is not decentralized, don't kid yourself
Trading can and should be regulated, as for the bitcoin protocol itself, it cannot be controlled or taken over. It seems you forgot about the utility aspect for the pure reason that you, personally don't have one for it.
Regulated by who? And I do find uses for cryptocurrencies, I just accept and understand the fact that I will never be paying my rent with it