The thing is, I can find lots of things to do with bitcoins. But in virtually all cases, it is much faster, convenient and liquid to use dollars. None of the bitcoin revolutionists here have explained -- what can you do with bitcoin that you can't do more easily with fiat?
You can store value / invest. And you can buy overpriced drugs in mail.
What else?
@desired username
let's pretend I am completely new to bitcoins, never even heard of them before you told me about them. I ask you how I can acquire said coins
What would be your response?