The resulting coin is already trading north of $1,000.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/segwit2x/

These are futures, the snapshot has not been taken yet so of course no coins have been issued. Also, it appears they plan to not issue the B2X that is associated with Satoshi's known address ("he" has huge holdings") and will instead issue those coins to B2X users.

Nitro will not give you these coins and will try and delay your withdrawal as well.