The world's first useless $1,000,000 ICO

Start your 2018 journey with these bullshit tokens! After the 1 million dollar homepage was redone in cryptoland. This had to happen. This will be history. At least your money will be. The grind for money continues. Crypto this crypto that. Kitties here. Punks there. Let's reinvent the world on the blockchain! You fell for an ICO trap and will not fall for this one as well. This ICO is honest and useless. Do not invest.

The MDT ICO transparently offers investors no value, so there will be no expectation of gains. No gains means few investors, few investors means few transactions, and few transactions means no Ethereum network lagnot to mention no depressing posts on /r/ethtrader about people losing all their savings!

Guaranteed token value

Unlike with every other token sale on the market, I can guarantee here and now that the value of MDT will not (in fact, can not) reduce during or after the ICO. Since these tokens aren't worth anything to start with, there's nowhere to go but up!

But rememberthis is a completely honest ICO, which means I don't want anyone to mistakenly expect the value of the tokens to go up, either.

Token Sale begins on Jan 2nd, 2018 at 2:00 P.M. UTC
(don't worry, I set a reminder on my iPhone)

You're going to give some random person money to become a millionair. This person will spend it on cars or...cars. Really, this money will be waisted. Don't do it.

Seriously, don't buy these tokens.

https://milliondollarico.io

FAQ

What can I do with MDT?
MDT is a standard ERC20 token, so you can hold it and transfer it.

Other than that nothing. Absolutely nothing.

(Seriously, don't buy this. Why are you even still reading these?)

Will MDT be traded on any exchanges?
I hope so. You have no idea how much I hope so.

In fact, if it does get picked up by any of the major exchanges, I promise to use some of the ICO proceeds to constantly and incessantly manipulate the market.

How do I get a refund for the tokens I bought?
You're kidding, right?