Here's an instant fix. Use Bitcoin Cash. Problem solved. 20 Satoshi's vs. BTC 500-1000 Satoshis, aka cents vs. $20.
There he is. It only took 4 posts before someone undoubtedly called out Bitcoin Cash as the answer to high fees.

You do understand that BCH's chain isn't protected from this same scaling issue, don't you?
Who cares.
"Here's an instant fix." BCH. That is a fact.