This probably has an ultimate joking thread on the whole forum, reading above replies i couldn't control laughing for minutes truthfully.
If you really want to earn some ethereums, go to bounties board and you will see many threads offering ethers for sharing their posts on social media platforms. There are no restrictions on newbie accounts, anyone can join
If its not joke? I understanding that you don't want give me ETH for free. I have to convince you that its not waste. Maybe even more it give you much more money?