Amen, bro. 

Got my freaking computer from Newegg today.  Now once I get internet and all set up, I'm going to be tagging all of these lazy monkey farm rejects.  And there are so, so many of them.

Oddly enough, doesn't it seem like all the signature campaigns have dried up as of late?  I can't seem to find one to join.  How are all of these other cretins earning any money around here?