I am completely serious.
Why are you bothering to engage this nothing? In the time you wrote that you could've saved a life or invented cold fusion.
Ohh, yeah, I felt on the trap again. Sorry.

Don't worry. He needs some attention, too. It's New Year, let's be good.
Besides, he's good against intruders (inJEWders?). Woof. Woof.
I swear that character loves being hated.
Either that or he gets bored at those places where his like hang out
because they have the intelligence of a common walnut,
so he comes here instead to spread his delightful good will.