I'll be surrounded by friends and neighbors. Drinks are cheap and people are always buying rounds. Some people call it a "dive bar" but I'll take it any time over some over-priced trendy shithole full of poseurs and hipsters.
Hopefully I'll get lucky but even if I end up coming home alone I'll have a good time and not spend too much money.
Happy New Year all!
Screw a MILF for me tonight Jimbo! Happy New Year!