So basically you are holding an open casting call announcing yourself as a total douchebag who is only interested in keeping a possible GPU miner secret so you can hoard coin. Ok, seem like a pleasant fucktard. Now go away and mine whatever flavor of shitcoin dying GPU miners are mining this hour.
Don't be envious

Hah,
yeah totally envious of GPU mining..

Even more fun that you don't even realize that the AMD cards you are running will be 100% useless for GPU mining XPM since the only work being done is with nVidia's CUDA implementation. Have fun with your 300W space-heaters..

, first:
they are 6000W, not 300
second, they are free heaters for my place, which just happens to be winter over here.
the only work being done is with nVidia's CUDA implementation.
So you sound like you know this thing, why don't you go and mine XPM with ya lovely nVidia, instead of wasting time crying like a kid here

Oh.. wait, you have neither script, nor nVidia, I guess

Plenty of nVidia cards here, but no working miner. I guess 1 out of 2 is ok..