Is it not crazy that it still has 0 confirmations? 
What kind of sat/byte fee would I need to put on 0.05 btc to make it send in under an hour?
What kind of sat/byte fee would I need to put on 0.05 btc to make it send in under an hour?Use this accelerator: https://pool.viabtc.com/tools/txaccelerator/
They allow 100 free txns every hour which they include in the next block they mine.
It worked for me yesterday but be careful these 100 slots fill up in less than 1 second, every hour at around 59th minute and 30sec(US time) , just enter captcha and txn id, and be ready to click exactly when next hour starts. Use some online clock not your own. Good luck!