Front row seat please.

*edit* I thought you were ASKING for CNM's...nvm.
On a side note...Being a Mill Wright for 30+ years I stumbled across this guy a few years ago on YT. Uncle Bumblefuck is about as clueless as your tweeter(this a word?).
Sad how many people are going to get yoinked over that. Over 685k subs...SMH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyPkWd3C-0Y