All of your posts that I'm able to view are total garbage--one liners and applications to other sig campaigns.  Who exactly do you think should pay you for that?  I can't speak for aTriz, but I myself highly doubt that you'll start magically cranking out interesting material once you get into a campaign.  You're proving what you are capable of and who you are with every post you make here.

In other words, you're a proven shitposter.

Just like this guy: