Unfortunately, anything related to a worker's actual speed will need to be a local warning system. It's much more reliable, and more feasible to implement. Some kind of API monitor that sends you an email when a worker drops too low would not be hard to implement, whereas offering it as a standard feature could add a lot of extra load to the pool given how many actual workers are running at any given time.
Actually, I have just started playing with Arduinos and I think it would be more fun to make an arduino watch for the green light and email me!!
Better than my original plan of flusing a toilet, right...
