Don't need advice/help, just thought this might give y'all a laugh...

Unconfirmed for 22 days so far... lol

https://blockchain.info/tx/72a9baf4ad431fd3dccb023d16f84ae5514f1eaf8ff9e14fde663c60ffc5c0db


For those w/the same problem, try these....
AntPool Transaction Accelerate
https://www.antpool.com/user/prioritiseTransaction.htm?m=savePrioritiseTx

ViaBTC Transaction Accelerate
https://pool.viabtc.com/tools/txaccelerator/