After reading 13 pages of this thread, I conclude that this gentleman poses a poor credit risk.
hahaha, #2 best quote for this nonsense.
We don't need to bathe really cause we only go out once a month and don't get dirty when we do go out or get dirty at home so no need to bathe and/or hot water. Sure it would feel nice to have a hot shower, but it isn't worth paying a gas bill for to shower once a month or so. As for your terms...they are ridiculous. And the homeless shelter...I wouldn't do that for 50 BTC...we are disabled...we don't work. And we only rent the SUV once a month anyway for 1 day(this month was special cause Enterprise is closed on the 4th and they gave us a very good discount) so we have no way to get to homeless shelter anyway.
Okay upon further reflection I realize that this has got to be complete bullshit... a troll for the ages. austin must have created this character and be fucking with us. No way on earth anyone is this pathetic/sad/weird/creepy/lonely/dirty.