I don't have a chip on my shoulder, I simply post the way I need to to get the reaction I am looking for.
I guessed your after a reaction, even before your first post here, hence your careful selection of attention seeking username.
Hey, perhaps you could hook up with 'dank', he's an attention seeker as well. You both would get on like a house of fire, plenty to talk about. Maybe even go out together for a beer; you'd have to pay though, he's broke.