Fuck me, you're a genius. Why didn't I think of that?

If you were part of my life in the last few years, I wouldn't be living in a drainage ditch, drinking water out of a sewer, filtered only by my sock, which was donated to me by friars, and has a hole in the toe, so you know, filtering-potential lowered.

Here am I, staring at the tree-roots over my head, wearing only the refuse-sack that some kind soul allowed me to steal from their dustbin, thinking "If it wasn't for savant-like insight like this, I'd be even worse off, probably eating wood".

But the wood's not bad, in fairness. Now that you have enlightened me, I might be able to upgrade to pulp. And a coal-sack - a warm, snuggly coal-sack. Maybe following this revelation, I can even aspire to eat bugs.

/s (for those who need it)

For fuck sake, stop posting shit like this to get activity.