For crying outloud, I can't find programmers to do a simple feature like a scam and abuse free Golden Block every 2 hours. It doesn't get more simple than that - all my other ideas were thrown out as too ambitious. So clearly, I need a high level of competent programming skills which will cost a lot.
For crying outloud I can't find an engineer to make a moon teleporter. I mean step one, I stand on the teleporter. Step 2, I am on the moon. It is so simple, why hasn't anyone done it yet, are all engineers incompetent.
You still fail to understand that the miner's reward IS A TRANSACTION and thus is part of the block being found. A block solution is only valid for s specific block, which contains a specific set of transactions, one of which is the miner's reward transaction (coinbase) which has a SPECIFIC amount. You don't have an idea on how to design anything, you just want it magically done and for <$40. You say you aren't "changing bitcoin" but to have a transaction with a variable amount in a block would be a significant change from Bitcoin. Worse you have no idea how it should be done, you don't even have the basic knowledge to discuss potential strategies in a competent manner. You just want to pay some programmer a token amount of money and magically a solution appears.
Your a fucking idiot.