On the coinlenders front page when you are not logged in you have:
Bitcoin lending
Get BTC loans with sane interest rates
Or earn interest on your deposited coins!
I am sure those should now say 'fees', and 'fee rebates' in accordance with the site being 'fictional'
Edit: I have also since noticed:
Get loans!
Get your credit rating which you choose who to share to, apply for BTC loans.. You choose your
interest rate and schedule!