Aaaahhh it was my misunderstanding, I'm sorry. Oh, I definitely know that account is not worth 2 BTC. However, I really don't know what else I could offer of collateral. Anyhow, sorry for misunderstanding you. I did not mean to come off as rude. I am also sorry if there are any typographical errors, I am using the microphone to type this on my iPhone 5 lol.
An iphone5 can be used as collateral easily. Cheap to mail.
Now THAT is very true. However, then I would be without a phone
I'll Loan you 2 BTC if you do want to go ahead with the mailing of the iphone 5.
Best regards
Lightlord