OK let me get this right because I am not very well educated when it come to Crypto-Coins
so I come here to look for training to find that a new coin is being created specifically to be traded
so that people can spend this new coin on learning about 50 other Crypto-Coins 

Please for fuck sake tell me if I am getting this wrong !

Now once I buy these coin I can sell them at a profit (Hopefully) to anyone that I bump
into that just so happens to be interested in leaning all there is to know about alt-coins,
tokens, shit coins, the legend itself Bitcoin

Let me try to guess what some of these coins are used for

1. Comics book tokens
2. Save the hump-back whales
3. Learn to play a guitar
4. Green beans at discount rates

You know I must be missing something here because I am sure it's venture capital they must be looking for
unless the market has the potential to grown past $100,000bn a year and it needs it's own coin

I cannot wait for Cryto-Default-Swaps (CDS) to kick in that will payout virtual jelly beans on any defaults
or triggers all running as "Super Smart Contract" on the gaga network.

Fees with Bitcoin are making us look like a laughing stock to the general public so is George SoreAss
putting these people up to come and take the piss with all these ICO's or do I need to go on a reeducation
program or something