lol is this a joke or actual shilling?

There exist only one Bitcoin, this is, the one with the longest chain (and there is a really good reason for this). Bitcoin Cash, and any other "fork", is just an attempt to double-spend by social engineering, exploiting the total lack of acquaintance with Bitcoin and distributed consensus protocols in general, something which is unfortunately very common nowadays within the cryptocurrency market.

I am sorry you didn't like the decisions of the vast majority of the miners, developers and users. Those who don't agree with the majority are always welcome to start a new altcoin with a new blockchain (or whatever else you wanna use). Trying to mislead people with bullshit propaganda masquerading your scam as "the real Bitcoin" or "Satoshi's vision" is not only pathetic, but also immoral.