Oh man you guys are too hilarious and dense to not see there is a huge problem here.

Store of value? Are you kidding me? You still need decent liquidity which Bitcoin Core cannot provide.

Why would you or anyone else use a system that can't properly handle transactions as a store of value and not move to one which has the same scarcity and security (actually better since it doesn't have SW attack vectors), yet also provides for liquidity with cheap and fast transactions!