How much do you need? How fast do you need them?

I may be able to fill your needs.  I'll accept any of the following payment methods:

• U.S. cash sent through the mail
• U.S. postal money order
• MoneyGram
• Western Union
• If you are anywhere near Chicago, I'd be willing to meet up for face-to-face cash exchange
• If you have a friend or family member near Chicago that you trust to make payment for you, I'd be willing to meet up with them for face-to-face cash exchange

Also, have you looked into https://localbitcoins.com ?