Buy low, sell high everyday and you'll be fine.
For newbies they want to be one time millionaire and instant rich by believing that crypto's will bring good fortune for them even without some need of patience. They never understand when the market is on this situation, they are panicking and thinks that it's the disaster of bitcoin followed by altcoins.
Come on people, no one can live for hundred years by hibernating don't take him seriously what he's saying.
Taking it literally that is the problem, But I do think that OP is in a hilarious state of joking right now or he is expressing a hyperbolic or tend to exaggerate that he can hibernate like a bear, Well don't take it seriously, I really think this is the best way right now and holding is the best option right now and even me is frustrated about the price of bitcoin right now but make it as an opportunity to buy low.