Cool4y - I for one would like to thank you for raising your concerns. It has been the source of mirth in my household on many a quiet evening.
Please note we are adults here and having the information in front of us and so can make our own decisions
Now as your concerns have been raised, addressed and repeatedly debunked can I recommend that you now have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Thanks in advance,
Stoic