Post
Topic
Board Hardware
Re: WTF Avalon? Ship the Chips!
by
nightengale
on 08/08/2013, 02:18:02 UTC
Judge: Explain how the defendant has caused you monetary loss, Mr. Plaintiff.

Plaintiff:
Well, your honor, the rise in difficulty has made it harder to mine bitcoin, and the plaintiff has not shipped the chips in a timely manner.

Judge:
What is bitcoin and how has the defendant caused you monetary damages?

At that point, you will have about 3 minutes to explain bitcoin, the rise in difficulty, how bitcoin are valuable in real currency, and why a judge with 600+ cases on his docket should award you monetary compensation.

Good luck with that.

...That's right, no court has ever taken up a complex financial, or technical concept before. It's utterly pointless. They couldn't even get OJ right.

/sarcasm