I feel the big news is we will be allowed to preorder next gen devices + few batches of chips on the way (soon)
He already told us the good news ("he is not dead"), now it's the time for the bad ones.
Hehe that is my guess too.
Seriously, guys, do you really believe Yifu will read through a dozen pages of mostly nonsense, threatening and unimportant posts?
Aah, Bitcoin, the eternal fountain of popcorn!
Ente