Not sure if trolling...or sarcastic

Sorry, did I miss the memo? Last I heard, withdrawals are still working, just that there is a massive time delay.

Your strategy makes sense only if withdrawals aren't working at all, and/or if I want the money now, and am willing to take a 10% haircut for the privilege. I definitely do not need the money now, and last I heard, Gox still processes withdrawals, albeit at a slower rate.