A godlike cryptocurrency, Jupitercoin. Bitcoins may be boss, but Jupiter is a freakin' god! Even if you don't worship Roman gods, you have to admit Jupitercoin is a godlike name. (pun intended)
Forget about those wannabe bitcoins and litecoins. Jupitercoin is the way to go. (OR YOU SHALL BE STRUCK DOWN WITH LIGHTNING! RAHHH!)