So I met a man in the hospital, told me he was the real satoshi. Told me not to share his name so I won't. This wasn't the mental hospital, this was the regular hospital. Man did drugs, and had some fancy cars he got robbed from. Told me his life goal was to be arrested in all 50 states, and he was so rich he could pay bail on all of them. All I can say is, he was from South America.
I am fairly sure this was the real Satoshi, he was one of the strangest people I have ever met.
If you were a higher ranked account and had some kind of credentials that would make your comments more reputable I might have believed you, but being a full member I'm going to say that there is nothing that really convinces me that you came in contact with the real Satoshi. Plus the address associated with Satoshi, containing the sheer amount of Bitcoin they do, have never had their money move once. The fact the guy was in a mental hospital is convincing me that the guy is just insane and not really Satoshi at all. He wouldn't be that reckless and trying to make himself know in this same way. He'd want to maintain his low profile and keep as hidden as he could.