Clearly not Satoshi, then.  If Satoshi left the community because of fears over the potential legal fallout from Bitcoin donations to WikiLeaks, it stands to reason they aren't going to go out of their way to get arrested in all 50 states.  That's not the kind of attention you'd want to bring upon yourself if you're trying to remain anonymous.  

If I were Satoshi, I'd probably have, like, one parking ticket, just so I don't look too clean.  Then, aside from that, stay well away from the long arm of the law.