Duuude, are you trying to tell me I should only invest what I can afford to loose?

That's the stupidest "rule" in bitcoin town.
It's like when you get your car stolen and the police tells you:
"Well, why did you drive such an expensive car?? You should only buy a car you can afford to loose!"
The cops should tell you exactly that, if you're uninsured.
There is no "insurance" in this particular investment ie. only invest what you can afford to lose