15k bitcoin = All coins are on sale buy the dip!
12k bitcoin = We're over the worst, we won't see prices this low again
11k bitcoin = We're about to see a recovery soon, HODL
10k bitcoin = we're at the bottom, 10k has lots of support.
8,500 (today) = What CRASH?  There's a huge sale!

Yeah, no thanks.  Enjoy your overpriced coins.