Hey, look! We're at contrived idea #2 already. Things are moving quick.
Now, don't worry. Not only is it true that actmyname = Lauda, but dig deeper in the Reputation threads and you'll find that actmyname = Lauda = aTriz = DarkStar_ = hilariousandco = theymos
There you go, the Legendaries oligarchic old boys club locking out downtrodden new users like me.