I hereby categorically deny that I am Lauda.  

Boy, that would be a serious Fight Club/Tyler Durden situation if I was.

If any of you schmucks can present a good argument that I'm an alt of Lauda, I'd love to see it.  I will grab the popcorn and sit back in my Lazy-Boy and watch.  Be my guest, QS/Thule/Panthers5552/etc.  

Edi: You know goddamn well what I meant, you southern turd-hick!  LOL

As far as the racism goes, I find it amusing that people get offended and then suddenly want everything censored.  You know as well as I do that some of the worst shitposters are from the Philippines and Indonesia--and all over Asia.  I don't dislike people because of their race, but there are certain countries that are responsible for all the BS posting here, and I'm going to call it like I see it.