What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

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How do you cure parkinsons?

Shake it off.

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What is Japan's favorite video game?

Quake.... but Fallout is on the rise.

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Someone knocked on my door selling tickets for poor crippled orphans.

Fuck that, I thought, with my luck I'll probably win one.

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Whats the difference between God and Bono?

God dosn't think he's Bono.

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