This entire post is a load of shit.
Canadians have universal health Care.
Canadian Citizen: "Doctor. I am shitting blood."
Canadian Doctor: "Ok, well, let me get you an appointment with a specialist to get you looked at"
... 3 months later ...
Canadian Specialist: "Sorry. You have advanced Stage III colon cancer. If only we caught you two months earlier."
Just spread out the timeline a little, and you'll be close. A hospital is where you go to die. Or be killed by some superbug.