If dividends stay stable I'll eat my hat. Or I'll buy a hat and eat it, as appropriate.
Define what you would accept as stable dividends. Within ___% for _____ months.
What sort of hat will you eat? Baseball cap? fedora? Cowboy hat? Some may be harder to get down than others.
The four-week MA must stay within 25% of the trailing 167 day average (the full history as of today, 32.63% APR) for 6 months.
To be honest I was thinking more along the lines of a fruit hat. You've caught me.

LOL! That made me laugh almost as much as your suggestion that AM should have started up a Bitcoin exchange.